Sunday, May 25, 2003
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They like the dark.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you asked the bulb if it wants to be changed?
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What light bulb?
(Anybody who's curious to know what their's said and I didn't put it up here can just leave a msg in the comments box)
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